Who the fuck called it morning sickness? I’m sick every morning, afternoon, and night. I’m sick from the second I wake up to the second I go to sleep. I barely even throw up, I just feel like I’m going to, which is a million times worse.
Cookies? Sick. Water? Nada. Meat? Haven’t even tried it. I can drink soda, juice, alcohol (oops). I can eat Ramen Noodles with no flavoring, cheese, and mozzarella sticks.
M keeps trying and I admire his determination. I mean hey, at least he tries. Also, is there some natural instinct involved with pregnancy? Because he’s told me it makes him find me more attractive and honestly, I feel the same way about him.
I’m so hungry, guys. I just want food.
Come on, Radish, why are you doing this to me?
If I survive then I’ll see you tomorrow,